10 Things Only People Who Commute Daily in Lagos Will Understand

In Lagos, the hustle culture is very much a reality. And if you commute every day, especially on public transport, you already know it takes grit, a balanced dose of craze and patience, and a sprinkle of prayers to survive.

From danfo drama to endless traffic and the “no change” chorus, these experiences aren’t just stories; they’re part of Lagosians’ daily routine. If you’re a true Lagos commuter, you’ll feel every single point.

Here are 10 things only people who ply Lagos roads daily will understand:

1.  If You Don’t Leave Before Dawn, Call in Late

There’s no such thing as “good morning” in Lagos; it’s either “I’ve already left” or “I’m stuck at Berger.”

2.  Conductors Yell Like They’re Paid Per Decibel

“Obalende! CMS! Ikeja one chance oh!” and somehow, it always sounds like a fight. You’ve tuned it out like background music now.

3. “No Change” is an Everyday Argument

You gave ₦500. Your fare is ₦200. Now you’re waiting for your ₦300, and suddenly, the conductor’s memory fails. Happens every day.

4. You’ve Had to Run After a Moving Bus In Office Clothes

You prayed it would stop. It didn’t. But you chased it anyway, heels, tie, and all. And somehow, you jumped in.

5. You’ve Perfected the “Hold Your Phone Tight” Grip

One hand on your bag, one hand on your phone, and both eyes scanning. Lagos roads don’t give second chances.

6. The Heat Inside a Packed Bus Feels Personal

Especially when it rains and they shut all the windows. It’s like steaming beans and you’re the beans.

7. That Early Morning Preacher Catches You Every Time

Just when you thought you’d rest your head for the ride, someone stands up and says, “Let us pray.” You just sigh and say, “Amen.”

8. The BRT Queue Looks Promising… Until the Bus Doesn’t Stop

You’ve waited 30 minutes. You see the bus. It drives past you. You say nothing. You just stand there, broken inside.

9. You Know the “Shortcuts” But So Does Everyone Else

You tried to dodge traffic through that hidden street… and met traffic’s twin brother. Lagos will humble you.

10. Traffic Has Taught You Patience You Didn’t Know You Had

You’ve made peace with the fact that a 20-minute trip can take two hours. You just vibe to your music and pray your battery lasts.

Commuting in Lagos is not for the faint-hearted. It’s chaotic, unpredictable, and downright exhausting. But somehow, through the sweat, the noise, the traffic, and the danfo drama, you still find a way to get to work, school, or that important appointment.